Video The Constipation Blues de Johny Turbo 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Johny Turbo - The Constipation Blues Lyrics

I have some trouble
'cause I have a bubble...

You know what it is
just to can't piss...

Never the noise
of falling big boys

I try to keep cool
to push like a fool

Sometimes a small ball
But never a nice long drol

Oh, I'm in trouble
Yes I do

Hmmmm MMMMM...
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
MMMMMMMShit Shit Shit
MMMM! MMMMMMM!

I had a dream
A dream of a nice piece of faeces
sneaking out of my ass
and do you believe,
that was a relief
It was a HAPPENING

But in the morning
it was...

NOTHING!
NOTHING AT ALL!

I have some trouble
'cause I have a bubble...

You know what it is
just to can piss...

Never the noise
of falling big boys

I try to keep cool
to push like a fool

Sometimes a small ball
But never a nice long drol

My shit is always on the run

Hmmmm MMMMM...
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
MMMMMMMAAAAARRRGH!
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
AARGH AARGH AARGH AARGH AARGH

BLUB!