This was a triumph I making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It�s hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there�s no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. Addendum: I�m not even angry. I�m being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we�re out of beta. We�re releasing on time. So I�m GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Addendum Addendum: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you�ll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It�s so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there�s Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I�m not you. I�ve experiments to be run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive.. PS: And believe me I am still alive. PPS: I�m doing Science and I�m still alive PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I�m still alive. FINAL THOUGHT: While you�re dying I�ll be still alive. FINAL THOUGHT PS: And when you�re dead I will be still alive. STILL ALIVE