Intro:
Kendrick: -spare you this time, that's random acts of kindness
Know you're a master maniputalor and habitual liar too
But don't tell no lie about me, and i won't tell truths 'bout you
(shoo)x2
Verse 1:
(huge fuckin fart
Ahh 😫😫)x2
*huge fuckin slow fart*
*starts clapping cheeks*
Kendrick: you hear that drake?
That's me clapping your cheeks
*clapping gets faster*
It's over
Drake: k. dot, stop it right now!! 🥺🎀
Kendrick i demand you to stop clapping my cheeks! 😩💅
*clapping and music stops*
Supa hot fire: I broke up with my ex girl, here's her number
SIKE!! THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBA ‼‼🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯
*beat resumes*
Kendrick: ahh 😫😫
Verse 2:
Thought the money, the power or fame would makе you go away?
Have you ever playеd "have you ever"? ok nigga let's play
Have you ever watched your enemy down like with a poker face?
Have you ever put drake in a cage?
*boxing bell*
Drake: kendrick im begging you 🥺
Kendrick: BAM ‼‼🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯
Drake: kendrick im begging you let me out of this cage
Kendrick: BAM ‼‼🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯
Drake: im begging you let me out of this cage, help!! (with echo)
If anyone hear me, if anyone can hear me holup holup holup, holup
*beat stops*
Maybe if i rap, maybe if i rap, they'll listen to me
*passionfruit by drake starts playing*
Drake (with way too much autotune): kendriiick, if you let me out this cage i'll forgive youuuu
Kendrick: stop
Drake (still with way too much autotune): i won't say "nigga" no moooore
Kendrick: (drake, stop)
Drake: kendrick i won't say "nigga" no mooooooreeee
Outro:
*beat stops*
*cage door opens*
Kendrick: aubrey graham, you're free to go
Drake: thank you kendrick lamar, much love 🫶
*awwww*