It's a funny old world for London girls...
I woke up this morning and I don't know what for
With the final reminders coming through the door.
The place is a mess, the situation's dire
Now the kettle is boiling and the toast's on fire.
I dont want a job being somebody's wife
I just want to see some action in my life.
Everybody seems to get me wrong...
But you and me - we seem to get along....
It's a funny old world for London girls