No Stress Song Lyrics
No Stress by Kool Keith [Chorus: Kool Keith - repeat 2X]
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a**hole out like Vanessa
[Kool Keith]
I'ma jerk off on your little Casio sound
Throw your keyboards into the wall, p**s on your perception
Cut off your dial tone, veto your collect call
sh*t on your best creation
Ask the generous family, I'ma sh*t on your extravagant demonstration
Damage your tuxedo vest, come like your tuxedo fresh
Point the index finger, aim twice, aim nice
Put your a**hole on the shelf for a 99 cent price
Five minutes to light up your ass like Uncle Ben rice
Carolina in the burgundy and white box
You can't eat Uncle Ben twice
It's like seein the f**ked up jaw, on Uncle Ken twice
[Chorus]
[Kool Keith]
The pop-o-lar p**smaster, Kool Keith
A.K.A., the lineup on the list master
You heard "Spankmaster," but what about the sh*tmaster?
Defecate on your chest, leave you frontline niggaz with asthma
Anything sh*tty comin on the radio
I break the Sony and JVC component set, and turn off you bastards
Eliminate your vision on TV
Flat screen, your wall unit, turn that b**ch backwards
I fast forward your sh*t, count myself the green
Wristband around my head, block your f**kin dunk shot
Haunt you from the past like Sydney Wicks
With apples and grape Now or Laters
Break you motherf**kers in half like chico stix
MC toys, DJ put 'em together
I tell 'em straight f**k the Coleco mix
[Chorus]
[Kool Keith]
Motherf**kers wanna rap about space helmets and sh*t
You can't tell me sh*t
Give me the letters nigga, can't even spell me the sh*t
All rappers run they f**kin lips
I work that motherf**kin microphone
f**k showin you the skill, you cocaine-ass nigga
You blow and you feel, skinny legs motherf**ker
I'm showin you real, I'm showin you deal
My style choco
[Outro]
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a**hole out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a**hole out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol