I remember you back in franklin high
you made me laugh and made the young kids cry
now I pick up the paper-
looks like ya had a hard night
yeah they talked about it like a real big deal
took sixteen medics to scrape and peel
you up as you were
splattered all over the highway
I said hey hey
read all about it
hey hey
the word is out and it’s
hey hey
splattered all over the highway
ramon succumbed to some lethal gas
April got poisoned in home-ec class
now I know what you’re thinkin-
at least there’s some dignity there
suki perished by the coffee machine
face down in danish and margerine
but at least it ain’t like she’s
splattered all over the highway
you cut your lights out on berryman’s lane
now they can’t tell your dick from your brain
maybe some things never changed
tony bought it from a frying pan
domestic squabble over jessica-ann
and you, my brotherman-
splattered all over the highway
I said hey hey
read all about it
hey hey
the truth is out and it’s
hey hey
splattered all over the highway.