Video I Hope You Have A Shitty Christmas de Landon Tewers 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Landon Tewers - I Hope You Have A Shitty Christmas Lyrics

Last christmas, we spent the day drinking wine
I was yours and you were mine
And then I fucked you through the night
Last christmas
I bought ya dresses that you wore
You fucked a dude the night before
And now you're begging at my door

So this year I hope you have a shitty christmas
I hope your family falls apart
I hope your cat develops cancer
I hope you're nailed up on a cross

I hope you have an awful christmas
I hope you don't get what you want
I hope you've asked God for forgiveness
'Cuz you're a stupid, selfish cunt
Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you
My new woman's fucking sexy so thank you
You'll be okay I'm sure somebody will want you
But just for a night cuz no one will love you

Heard you're pregnant now and having some problems
Like who's the father was is james, was it austin?
I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you
Hope it's dad can help so it's decent despite you
So yeah uh, I hope you have a shitty christmas
I hope you're eaten by a shark
I hope your cat develops cancer
I hope you get shot in the heart

I hope you have an awful christmas
Hope you don't get what you want
I heard a guy just gave you herpes
But at least you had some fun
I heard your parents kicked you out
I'm doing music for a living
And I just got myself a badass fucking house hahaha bitch