[Verse]
We're going to need all the king's horses,
So go finalize your divorces.
All hands on deck when the crisis begins.
Las night, we were dining on blueberry waffles,
But tonight it's exceedingly awful.
It's peas and porridge again.
[Chorus]
I won't take this for a minute, ahh
And you won't take me for a fool.
[Verse]
What's this you just put on the table?
It looks like it came from the stable.
God damn it, it's peas and porridge again.
[Chorus]
I won't take this for a minute, ahh
And you won't take me for a fool.
If you knew what they put in it, ahh
You'd never make me eat this gruel.
[Verse]
Last night, we were dining on lamb shanks and lobster,
But tonight you treat me like a monster.
Aw, Jesus, it's peas and porridge again.
[Chorus]
And this might be our last supper,
And this might be my last meal.
End it fast; I don't want to suffer, ahh.
Numb my heart; I don't want to feel.