Video Alphys de Man On The Internet 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Man On The Internet - Alphys Lyrics

Oh my God a human!
You've come here so soon and
The place is such a mess
I barely got dressed and oh my God the cameras are watching!

Oh my God my hair
Alphys stop that stare-ing
You don't want to scare them
It's just I can't even deal
Come on Alphys don't be weird!

So, I'm Alphys, hi!
I'm not a bad guy!
I could be a guide!
'Cause I'm the royal scientist, I know this place!

I've been watching you!
Seeing a human who
Went through with attitude
Just fills me with confidence, and not at all at your expense and-

I'll take you to the castle
It would be no hassle
Know what I mean?

Well, there's a little issue
See I made an artificial
Killing machine

There's no need to worry, though
You have me right here so
You'll survive his rage!

Though I'll lead from the rear
I'll still be here, even when
Mettaton steals the stage!

I'll lead the way
Like in anime
You can trust me
Mew mew kissy

Cutie's my favorite
Dangit, Alphys, quit it!
Um, sorry, hang on

Here's mettaton!