Video Tell Me Ernest de Megan Hilty Jennifer Simard Y Christopher Sieber 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Megan Hilty Jennifer Simard Y Christopher Sieber - Tell Me Ernest Lyrics

[MADELINE]
So tell me, Ernest, what would you do to me? Aesthetically?
A lift, a tuck, a freeze, a sock, some filler in the chin?

[ERNEST]
Oh, goodness, no

[MADELINE]
No, really, tell me, Ernest, if you had your way with me
Medically, are we talking face, chest, thighs, breasts?
Oh, God, I don't know where to begin
What about the stain on my leg?
I stressed it out from doing squats on the reg
Do you have time on Tuesday to squeeze me in?

[HELEN]
I told you, Ernest doesn't really do that

[ERNEST]
But she's a friend, Tuesday's doablе

[MADELINE]
Mm, doable, huh?
So, tell me, Ernеst, how much have you seen of me, cinematically?
The roms, the coms, the rom-coms, the dramas, the dramedies, the straight-to-DVDs
No, really, Ernest, how often have you watched me?
[ERNEST]
Uh, sporadically

[HELEN]
What?

[ERNEST]
I really liked the one where you were fighting with a sword

[MADELINE]
Oh, thrust!

[HELEN]
That was her first Razzie award

[MADELINE]
You know I did all my own stunts
I only injured all of my co-stars once
Now swordplay foreplays one of my specialties
We need another bottle
I must be boring you senseless
I'm just so thrilled that you both are here
Treat her well, I haven't seen her this happy in years

[ERNEST]
Well, here, here
[HELEN]
Thank you for this sincere

[MADELINE, HELEN & ERNEST]
Cheers
I'm so glad we did this

[HELEN]
Well, this has been so much fun, but oh, gosh, look at the time

[MADELINE]
Oh, please, you don't have anywhere else to be
Our Helen, always worrying
But tell me, Ernest
How's Helen in the sack?

[HELEN]
Mad

[MADELINE]
Just curious
I've known this girl for twenty years
And never have I ever heard her make a uh-uh-woah

[HELEN]
Hey
[MADELINE]
I'll lighten up, Ernest

[HELEN]
We should be heading back

[MADELINE]
Uh-oh, she's furious
Come on, now
You know I'm just having fun
Ooh, we've only begun
A toast to friends for life
That's right, you're stuck with me, Ernie
Thank your wife

[HELEN]
Well, it's been fun, but we gotta go
I think I'm done, gotta hit the road

[MADELINE]
I must be boring senseless

[HELEN]
Oh, we must be bored

[HELEN & MADELINE]
I feel so thrilled that we're out of here
We should do this again

[MADELINE]
How's next week?

[HELEN]
How's next year?

[MADELINE, HELEN & ERNEST]
Cheers, cheers

[MADELINE]
I'm so glad

[ERNEST]
So glad

[HELEN]
So fucking glad

[MADELINE, HELEN & ERNEST]
We did this