You're my half brother and my fully-fledged friend!
We're buddies forever from beginning to the end
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
Don't have to look beside me to know that you are there!
If two things act as one, are they still a pair?
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
I'm the sugar, you're the lemons, we're a weird lemonade
But you're the brothers that I'd never trade!
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
You're my right hand guy and the shoulder that I cry on!
My brains when I'm confused, an arm to lean a while on
Nobody's a nobody and everybody's weird like you and me!
You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly
If we're going different ways, you're my kind of guy
Difference doesn't matter, if nobody's the same
There's no two clouds alike in the great big sky
You could be a robot
A banana
A T-Rex
A half a sandwich
A flaming ball
A missing link
Or your mom can be a witch
Nobody's a nobody and everybody's weird just like Sussie!
If you're fragile as paper!
Or made of nothing at all
You still won't be as weird as a potato head!
Or a flying eyeball
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me
Your age doesn't matter; it's only skin deep!
When I'm around you, Jojo, my pacemaker skips a beat
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
So don't be scared to come out of your shell too!
There's always someone out there to love the real you
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly
If you're going different ways, you're my kind of guy
Difference doesn't matter, if nobody's the same
A space for every star in the great big sky
Do do do-do do do-do do do-do-do!
Do do do-do do do-do do do-do-do!
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
Weird like you and me!