Both: We look good in hats
Long tails and spats
When we hit the town together, baby we know where it's ats
Baljeet: You are pluralizing at?
Buford: Work with me, brain boy
Both: If I were dangling from a ledge he'd
Surely save me with a wedgie
Baljeet: I'm smart, perhaps a bit refined
Buford: And I'm a bit more edgy
Both: 'cause we're frenemies
We like disliking one another
Yes, we're frenemies
He's like my least favorite brother
Baljeet: I like complex calculations
Buford: I like physical confrontations
Both: We both have our roles
This is a symbiotic relationship
'Cause we're frenemies
We like disliking one another
Yes, we're frenemies
He's like my least favorite brother
You and I, we're not enemies or friends
We're just frenemies to the end!