Lowell's Ladder Song Lyrics
Lowell's Ladder by Planet Funk My frog is some seven years old He got that way 'cause his skin is so cold
Ain't got no graveyard to rest his fool bones He's got a muddy ol' fishtank, when he croaks he's all alone
He's all seasick, couldn't get much sadder Headed out West 'cause he's climbin' on up Lowell's ladder
Climbin' on up Lowell's ladder It's a long way down
My friends think that two-percent is better They say it's the diference between Prince and Eddie Vedder
Chia Pet heads up late night chatter Think they're worried 'bout climbing on up Lowell's Ladder
Climbing on up Lowell's ladder It's a long way down
Tell you what I mean to say You shit shined troglodyte I got bad tooth decay
Wrecked my car just for the money Took my dividend to buy myself some honey
I shot my foot and said it didn't matter I'm just concerned about climbin' on up Lowell's ladder
Climbin' on up Lowell's ladder It's a long way down