[Verse 1]
Like all great pornography
This story is touching
It's something that I wanna see
(Black and gold tie, champagne flute)
For good time Charlie
(Sauna water dirtying the birthday suits)
(Sauna water dirtying the birthday suits)
[Verse 2]
Charlie says, "Turn up that TV
There's something I wanna see"
In Vegas, the topless genuflect in the jacuzzi
(Five o'clock shadow, a desert landscape)
For good time Charlie
(The party politician, has a hero's face)
(Fight the red army, save the human race)
[Chorus]
Congressman and goldenrod
Will weaponize the forgotten
Because they say we worship the same god
[Verse 3]
He's an implacable machine
Got a woman naked on the mezzanine
A lady in waiting but Charlie, the mujahideen
And Joanne, your queen
Good time Charlier
(Helen of Troy, your helicopter lands)
(An honor is to serve at your command)
[Chorus]
Congressman and goldenrod
Will weaponize the forgotten
Because they say we worship the same god
Congressman and goldenrod
Will weaponize the forgotten
Because they say we worship the same god
The same god
[Bridge]
Years from now, he's gonna be
Half drunk in this office on fine whiskey
Do you cry for Joanna or Afghanistan, Charlie?
Contribution is a great American, Charlie
[Chorus]
Congressman and goldenrod
Will weaponize the forgotten
Because they say we worship the same god
Congressman and goldenrod
Will weaponize the forgotten
Because they say we worship the same god
The same god
[Outro]
Good vs. evil of stories we tell
We're the only ones who never ever go to hell
The Hollywood and entertaining kinds of pell-mell
The Hollywood and entertaining kinds of pell-mell
The Hollywood and entertaining kinds of pell-mell