Video This Is Not A Song Its A Sandwich de Psychostick 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Psychostick - This Is Not A Song Its A Sandwich Lyrics

I know what you are thinking, you're thinking this is a song,
Well I guess ill just have to show ya exactly where you are wrong.

Why aren't ya hearing the cheese?
Why aren't ya feeling the ham?
If you don't listen you'll miss it, you don't understand.
I will explain it all once, I can explain it all twice.
To make it clear to your brain until your taking a bite.

It couldn't be a dam cause it doesn't have a beaver.
It's not the DMV cause it doesn't make you wait.
It couldn't be a taco cause it isn't very crunchy.
It couldn't be an Olson cause it isn't Mary Kate.
It can't be dirty dancing cause it doesn't make you vomit.
It couldn't be an iron cause it doesn't burn your face.
It couldn't be Bruce Cambell cause it isn't freaking awesome.
It couldn't be a keyboard cause it doesn't have a space...bar.

Because, this is not a song its a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song its a sandwich!
Now no more of your vile filthy lies!

This is a song....
No! It's a sandwich!
Uh... But, it's a song...
No! It's a sandwich!

So what are you thinking,
Still think this is a song?
Do you require more proof?
Do you enjoy being wrong?

Why aren't you hearing the meat?
why aren't you feeling the bread?
If you don't listen you'll miss it.
You're making me sad...
I will explain it all once
I can explain it all twice
And then again and again until you're taking a bite...

It couldn't be a chick cause it doesn't want to marry,
It cant be windows vista cause it doesn't suck enough.
It couldn't be a boob cause it isn't very squishy,
It couldn't be a beer cause it isn't good and stuff.
It couldn't be a tub cause it doesn't have a ducky,
It couldn't be a stoner cause it doesn't have a joint.
It couldn't be an egg cause there is no Easter bunny,
It couldn't be a song cause it doesn't have a point.

Because, this is not a song its a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song it's a sandwich!
It's really a hogie in disguise!

I'm pretty sure this is a song....
No! It's a sandwich!
Sooooonnngggg....
Sand! Wich!
SONG!
SANDWICH!
Jesus dude! What is wrong with you?!
No! It's a sandwich!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives, onion, frog,
tuna, turkey, peppers, salami, noodles, pizza, tires, crowbars!

You bought (or stole) this dumb CD,
Now you are suffering.
Driving home, working out, or at your job,
at your house or wherever..... On your IPOD.