Minister Snake Song Lyrics
Minister Snake by Reality Check Minister Snake by REALM
Reptile bound for heaven
Cut him down to size
Bible brainwashed fucker
Security when he dies
Watch him sin, sin, sin
Slithering to paradise
He has such scaly skin
And a face wide fake ass grin
You know forgiveness is dead
God will not forgive
Satan will be your friend
Someday when you wont live
Minister snake
Wears a devilish grin
Minister snake
Ready to give in
Minister snake
Got a devil for a friend
Minister snake
Likes to sin, sin, sin
He resides in the house of God
Barracks for his fucking army
What a traitor, what a traitor
He really bows to me
He kneels at the alter of Christ
Well aware of the price
Hes gonna pay, wont get in
Lord knows hes no virgin
- Hello little girl. Where are your parents?
* They died. I have no home.
- Youre a smart little girl then. You
knew to come to the right place,
where you will be loved under Gods roof.
* Thank you father.
- Well take good care of you. In fact,
why dont you stay at my house. We
have lots of candy and toys.
* Ok thank you father.
- Ok. This will be our little
secret, right?
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