[Verse 1]
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the things are crispy
And somewhat dispirit
And Garth destroys me with a punch
[Verse 2]
I’m creaming of a white Christ-mas
Just like the ones I've seen before
May your days be merry and white
And may all your Christ-mases be blithe
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
Oh, I've been dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
And may all your Christmases be beige
And I think I’ll have one for myself