Conceited Telephone Skit Song Lyrics
Conceited Telephone Skit by Remy Ma Voice Mail Greeting:
KID:
all u niggaz, callin' here for my mommy, say all for sh*t! Like that daddy?
(First Unheard Message:)
Guy:
now u don't answer the phone, f**kin b**ch. that's why i f**ked the sh*t outta you u f**kin b**ch! i hope all them terror squad niggaz is runnin thru u u f**kin b**ch! and i'ma call the radio station about how i f**ked the sh*t outta u and i had my dick in ur mouth u b**ch! i f**kin hate chu u f**kin dirrty b**ch. f**kin black ass pussy, i ain't callin u neva again! next time i see u i'ma put my dick right in ur mouth u b**ch!
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(Guy:)
yooo! call me back yo! i was just playin yo! call me back yo just, nah mean? i wanna talk to you for a minute. k? alright
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(Girl:)
hello remy? u dont' know me but i'm just aware of the fact that you're the b**ch that's f**kin my man. and when his phone be ringing over and over again, early in the morning, that would be me. he lives with me. he loves me. i'm not going no where. we have 33 kids together. u know i'm sayin, i like your music too, he's just alil star struck right now. if you're a real b**ch like u say u are then fall back! and tell him when he get home, i'm f**kin him up!
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(Girl:)
yo rem, itz me! whoever u with, ditch that nigga! i'm with two niggaz right now and they ready to do EVERYTHING son! EVERYTHING! yo, one nigga talkin bout, there's sum um bout remy... check this out, when u get this messege, bring the dutches wit chu when u come, and son, this time, DO NOT FORGET THE CAM CORDER!