I was born with an overbite,
A head full of hair,
On the nineteenth day of September
I arrived here at Hogwarts,
A scared Muggle-born,
With a thousand new things to remember
Eager to please and easy to tease,
Would aptly describe me then
But I found my Harry, my Ron, and it didn’t take long
To make a name for myself
I am smart and insightful, my humor’s delightful
I’m resourceful, resilient, and strong — I’m Hermione Granger
So I got into trouble,
Alone in the loo,
On the last day before November
I was trapped with a troll
Until Harry shouted the first spell he could remember
Grateful for friends who would fight and defend,
Would aptly describe me then,
Because I found my Harry, my Ron, and it didn’t take long
To get them to know me well
I am smart and insightful, my humor’s delightful
I’m resourceful, resilient, and strong — I’m Hermione Granger
I solved the riddle en route to the Stone,
I made a great Polyjuice Potion
I’ve discovered the reason why Muggle-born kids
Are one by one all getting frozen
I’m off to tell my Harry, my Ron, and it won’t take us long
To save the school one more time
We are smart and insightful, our humor’s delightful
We are Gryffindors and we’re strong, we’ll keep you from harm
Oh yeah, we’ll keep you from harm, oh yeah
We’ll save the school again — we’ve got to save the school again