Merry Christmas, Darriene!
Happy Holidays, Ivy!
Christmas, yay!
Happy Holidays, Pandora!
Ooh, Happy Holidays, ladies!
Are we gonna sing a song, it's gonna be the best hidden track ever!
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please put a penny in the old mans hat
If you haven't got a penny
A hay penny will do
If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please put a penny in the old mans hat
If you haven't got a penny
A hay penny will do
If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you
I have a question, what's a hay penny anyway?
MM, I don't know
I think it's more than what we're getting payed to sing this song
Wait, you guys are getting payed?
Uhh... sorry 'bout it
I mean I do love this calypso beat though
I knew a drag queen once named Calypso, she stole my purse
Oh my god, where am I? What happened? Ok I've been drinking too much eggnog. Ooh! Happy Holidays
I can tell because I can see your balls
Jingle Balls
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please put a penny in the old mans hat
If you haven't got a penny
A hay penny will do
If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please put a penny in the old mans hat
If you haven't got a penny
A hay penny will do
If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please put a penny in the old mans hat
If you haven't got a penny
A hay penny will do
If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you
You know what I love about Christmas?
What?
Getting presents
Ugh, selfish
Yeah, oh I mean world peace
What I love to do on Christmas, is go to my parents front yard, and build big snow penises
Ohh is that why you got frostbite on your ass?
Um, I really like liquor on Christmas
Liquor? You liquor (lick her) , you brought her
Eww
What? This songs for lesbians too
Fun, Holiday Cheer
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please put a penny in the old mans hat
If you haven't got a penny
A hay penny will do
If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please put a penny in the old mans hat
If you haven't got a penny
A hay penny will do
If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please put a penny in the old mans hat
If you haven't got a penny
A hay penny will do
If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you