Video Hells Greatest Dad de Sam Haft Y Andrew Underberg 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Sam Haft Y Andrew Underberg - Hells Greatest Dad Lyrics

Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
Thanks, dad!

Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!

Who has been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your еxecutive producer
That's truе!

I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
I was stuck, thank you, sir!
Oh, you!
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
Aww!
You're like the child that I wish that I had
Uh, what?
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
Hold on now!
It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad

[Instrumental Break]

They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!

Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
What a bunch of losers

Can you butt out of my song?
Your song? I started this!
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
Oh, you tacky piece of—
It's me, yes, it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mimzy!

Who?