I like her, she likes me
My blue jeans, my Nikes
She texts me, she’s naked
I like this arrangement
Oh, but she gets so cold
It cuts a hole
And I think it’s getting old
Yeah, I don’t wanna be a paperboy, a paperboy, a paperboy
I just wanna be some kind of friend like now and then, not be destroyed
There’s no way I’ma get ripped up
Just so she can feel real tough
‘Cause I don’t wanna be a paperboy, a paperboy, a paperboy, ya
She leaves me in pieces
But then she’s the sweetest
She’s in love, she’s insane
She likes to fuck with my brain
Oh, but she gets so cold
It cuts a hole
And I think it’s getting old (Fuck off)
I don’t wanna be a paperboy, a paperboy, a paperboy
I just wanna be some kind of friend like now and then, not be destroyed
There’s no way I’ma get ripped up
Just so she can feel real tough
‘Cause I don’t wanna be a paperboy, a paperboy, a paperboy, ya
I don’t wanna, no, I don’t wanna be your friend
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna know