Video Crasher Vania de Starbomb 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Starbomb - Crasher Vania Lyrics

It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite
All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash
To a big dance party; a Monster Mash!
Wolfman, Frankenstein and Mummy were there
While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat
To fly out of his coffin and
wait, what was that?

Tis I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here
To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear
I will end your cruel necromancing
Actually, we were just dancing (UGH)
To Hell, demon beasts, from whence you came
You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game
Now run away, free this land of its chains
As God as my witness, I shall see you all slain!

Later that night, we went back to my castle
Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled
We had fun playing Twister on my queen sized bed
The party was smaller cause Wolfman was dead
At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
"I brought *Guitar Hero*, so who wants to play"
It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass
Boy you should have seen the silly, funny look on his
Oh God, no!

Tis I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here
Shit!
The power of Christ is enfused in my spear
I'll put an end to your horrible reign!
But we're just playing Twister!
I rip out your brain!
I will restore all the glory of light
With my whip and my crystals I'll take back the night!
You knocked over the chips!
Sound the death knell
Medusa, you she-bitch, I will see you in Hell!

For the love of God, Simon, what the fuck is your deal?
You don't invite me to your parties, do you know how that feels?
Are you frigging serious, you killed all my guests!
Just cause you felt left out?
No... yes
Well, monsters like me can still be your friend
Just stop bringing our lives to a godawful end
Now, since we are the only ones left alive
Let's play two-man Twister, come on, give it a try!
Alright!

Right foot; green!
Ah!
Sorry, sorry, force of habit
Well, he is dead
Looks like I've won at Twister!