Video Semicolon de The Lonely Island 2025 Hip Hop Lyrics

The Lonely Island - Semicolon Lyrics

[Intro: Maya Rudolph and Lonely Island]
Okay everyone
Welcome to grammar class
Today we're learning about semicolons
Oh, oh, oh
Yes, Lonely Island?
We use semicolons everyday
Can you give me an example?
Oh, hell yeah

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, & Akiva Schaffer]
Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
My whole team coming clean; shampoo
These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
And I'm the motherfucking monster; cookie
When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
Then go home and write about it; blogger
"Did I do that?"; Urkel
"Yo Angela, Who's The Boss?"; Merkel
I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
Then make you suck a bull’s nut; ox nard
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon

[Chorus: Solange]
We run these streets; stop lights
All eyes on me; spot lights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
[Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, & Akiva Schaffer]
I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
Your dick is lil' like Wayne; Gretzky
But Gretsky's got a big dick; clarification
Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
My stomach's getting fat; food
Leave trash inside my car; rude
You're acting all mach-i-o; Ralph
But I'll eat all you cats; Alf

[Chorus 2: Solange]
We run the game; umpire
Always chase the night; young squire
These semicolons are my light inside the dark

[Verse 3: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, & Akiva Schaffer]
It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
Opposite of north, semicolon; south
Right over your home, semicolon; attic
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict

[Chorus 3: Solange]
We got the game on lock; toy chest
You're too big for your clothes; boys’ vest
You know we out of control; no brakes
Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
[Breakdown: Solange]
When it comes to punctuation
You know we're number one
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolon

[Outro: The Lonely Island and Maya Rudolph]
Semicolons
We rest our case
No actually those are examples of colons
You all get Fs
Wait, what?7