Wanda is a woman, she works down the hall
Shows up on time, she's like balls to wall
She went out to lunch
With her High School Friends
'Bout three hours later
She came rollin' back in
Well, the boss man really jumped her
Son he wasn't joking
Everybody in the office
Knew Wanda had been smokin'
That old Wacky Tobaccy
When you feeling it creeping up on you
That old Wacky Tobaccy
Kick back and let it do what it do
Know you can two tote her, you can one hit him
Puff it in a pipe and you can twist it in a stem
You can bake it in some brownies
Smoke it through a Bong
Roll up a great big fat one
Like ol' Cheech and Chong
Burn it through a hole
In a can of Budweiser
If you can't take the heat son vaporizer
That old Wacky Tobaccy
When you feeling it creeping up on you
That old Wacky Tobaccy
Kick back and let it do what it do
You got your Mexican and Jamaican
With those buds of blue
Humboldt County and Hydroponic too
Okeechobee Purple from down in the South
And that ol' stuff your uncle smokes
'ill give you cotton mouth
Homegrown is healthy, synthetic can kill ya
My old time favorite is redhead sensimilla
That old Wacky Tobaccy
When you feeling it creeping up on you
That old Wacky Tobaccy
Kick back and let it do what it do