[Chorus]
He's my honky tonk baby
My biggest little fan
I'll do my best to raise him
To be a honky tonk man
[Verse 1]
We'll start with Haggard
Brush up on Jones
Learn some Waylon Jennings
Study the Rolling Stones
[Chorus]
'Cause he's my honky tonk baby
My biggest little fan
I'll do my best to raise him
To be a honky tonk man
[Verse 2]
He'll be a Hollywood hillbilly
And a Nashville cat
Tie and a rhinestone suit
Small boots, small hat
[Chorus]
Yeah, he's my honky tonk baby
My biggest little fan
I'll do my best to raise him
To be a honky tonk man
[Bridge]
Waltzes make him hungry
Sad songs, well, they make him sad
Polkas get him fired up
Shuffles make him glad
[Chorus]
Glad he's my honky tonk baby
My biggest little fan
I'll do my best to raise him
To be a honky tonk man
Yeah, he's my honky tonk baby
My biggest little fan
I'll do my best to raise him
To be a honky tonk man
I'll do my best to raise him
I'll do my best to raise him
I'll do my best to raise him
To be a honky tonk man