[Intro: Tyler, The Creator & Jasper Dolphin]
Oh, hey world, um
It's your boy Ace, and I'm your Tyler, The fuckin' Creator
Um, I'm sittin' in my room, boy—
This my leg!
That's my bodyguard, he know Kung-Fu
Um, he like [?]
Who that sexy nigga on my [?]
My nigga, stop!
Bro
Um, just chillin', playin' XBOX and eatin' some egg, nigga
[?] nigga
[?], anyway, um
I'm just gonna do a lil' freestyle for you
Play the beat, huh, huh?
This battery is low!
Oh, Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Go, go, play it
Hahahaha!
Aye motherfucker, get it
It's ya' boy Ace
Look bitch
I'ma tell y'all when I wrote this, I don't know if y'all like it
[Verse: Tyler The Creator]
Hello, the hype is so mellow
I'm dope and my pipe is so yellow
With blue polka dots and stripes and it's pink on the title
Nigga, fuck your role models, bitch, I'm my own idol
And, if you can't face it, nigga you should ass it
My accessorized accessories bring out my assets
Nigga, this sound on acid, tablets
Stussy G-Shock with my old pair of 3D Glasses
Yeah I got ADHD, I should win a fucking award for being me
Beat banging, the tom toms, My produce selection is fresh, Nigga, fuck Vons
Ace the underdog, throw him on the back bender
Cause I change my outfit more than transsexuals change gender
With Futurama, and I'm fucking Bender
Having sex with fuckin' toasters, put my dick in fuckin' blenders
Yeah I fuck cats and fuck dogs
You fuckin' Indians, I fuck reptiles and fuck frogs, nigga
You got a problem with me?
Pull my panties down and taste my pee
It tastes like lemonade, I'm laying in the shade
With this fucking Mexican bitch from the everglades
That's saying, umm, Sammy, Annie, a minute
Here, taste the cock, blow that here
Let's laugh and tickle my dick like Chris Rock
I fuck little kids, 5-year-old little boys
I make noise, that form a clothing line of caught toys
And Blocks
'Cause I fuck fat eight bitches and wet cocks from gay cats and gay rats
Nigga fucking eat shit, I like adjustable hazmat straps
And my new girlfriend is not black
The bitch is white, cause she said valley when she talks
And her fucking father always fucking plays golf
And her little brother likes Tony Hawk
And he hates Niggas on black that like fucking hulk
And he all even the chalk, then coke
Nigga I sniff chalk, Eat balls and fuck cooking
I'm just fucking playing hooky, and you're just the fucking rookie
Odd Future, Bloxhead, Nigga, Jackson
I'm a virgin but I still have sex, Will you keep the clothes
Nigga do it for the hell of it, Wait for everybody in America, and turn me celibate
You like it? You like me? You like my fucking Nikes, I make my fucking cleats my fucking wife-y
Here, you don't like what I say? Here nigga fight me
Fuck you, niggas chilling with the A's, right, The motherfuckers say
That's why I won't whack, fucking end your fate
And beware niggas to the Odd Future Page bitch