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Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin Your Mom Lyrics

CHORUS (4x)
Stalkin' you mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stakin' stalkin' your mom

Haha, I've been stalking you mom for like two years straight
I'm way too shy to ask her out on a date
So I just wait in your neighbors' lawn
With my camera ready and my camouflage on

And I know I'll get plenty pics
Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six
I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless
'Cause I'll never keep up with her Ford Focus

So I kidnapped her Golden Retriever
Wanted to return it just to please her
But I forgot to feed her, taking care of a dog is hard
Gave it to her dead and said it got hit by a car

CHORUS (4x)
Stalkin' you mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stakin' stalkin' your mom

Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy
Show up at the door and give her a pie
She says, I didn't order nuttin' you geek
You've been giving me free pizza like once a week!

Oops, so I disguise my voice with a device
So she don't know what my voice sounds like
So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her
She don't think the pizza guy's stalking her

Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days
Just looking at the scrapbooks I made
My life-size doll is almost there
I just need a couple more strands of hair

CHORUS (4x)
Stalkin' you mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stakin' stalkin' your mom

-Aw, thanks for coming over man, it's gonna be a fun night
-Yeah man, no problem, man. Hey check it out, I got the new World of Warcraft weapon pack, dawn
-Aw, I love World of War... Warcraft
-Hey, what's this right here?
-Oh, that's just my yearbook
-Your wha? Dude... dude... this is... this is my mom! This is my mom in the shower! Dude what eh what??!
-I'm just...

CHORUS (4x)
Stalkin' you mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stakin' stalkin' your mom