Video Resident Enis 2 Monster Gulch by Aj Pinkerton Letras

Aj Pinkerton - Resident Enis 2 Monster Gulch Lyrics

[DODGER]
Cheer up Enis. No need to feel so sad
So chin up, Enis. It's really not so bad!
And just between us, there's still a million ways
To put that grin back on your face...

[ENIS]
Like what, exactly?

[DODGER]
Imagine the floor is hot lava
And not just a hotbed of fleas!
Pretend that this bloodstain's a painting
And that we're heisting a fine masterpiece!

Make believe that these creepy inscriptions
Show a passageway built in the wall!
It's not easy to see, but kid, take it from me
That this place isn't so awful at all!

[ENIS (spoken)]
You're right, I feel way better!

[MARK (spoken)]
There's a secret passage in the kitchen...
[ENIS]
This isn't a mold ridden sofa!

[DODGER (spoken)]
Oh yeah?

[ENIS]
It's a pony named Buckaroo Jones!

[DODGER (spoken)]
Ok...

[ENIS]
And here's a Shakespearean actor
Who looks like a pile of bones!
This isn't a chamber for torture
It's a spot to drink tea with our dolls!

[DODGER (spoken)]
Ugh. Maybe we should drink coffee instead...

[ENIS]
Pretend this thing's a grenade-

[DODGER (spoken)]
That was actually a grenade
[ENIS]
-But hey this isn't a waffle at all

[DODGER (spoken)]
It's not 'waffle' it's 'awful'

[ENIS (spoken)]
Tastes fine to me!

[DODGER]
This place may be smelly and scary
And it may be the last place we see

[ENIS & DODGER]
But I know that for sure, there is one
Certain cure
To endure it all take it from me

[MARK (spoken)]
Grah, all right, look

We are done with make-believe!
There's no floor made of Lava
There's no Buckaroo Jones
And there's no tea parties either
[ENIS (spoken)]
The hand grenade was real! Uh. Sorry

[MARK (spoken)]
You guys want real?
Here's what's real about this place

(sung)
This place really reeks like an outhouse
And really has mildew to spare
I'm really creeped out by this portrait
And I really wouldn't sit in that chair

The food in the fridge is expired
Something's dripping halfway down the hall!

[ENIS]
Let's pretend it's a pool!

[DODGER]
Oh yeah! That would be cool!

[ENIS & DODGER]
This really isn't so awful at all!

A puppet show made out of curtains!
(This is the worst thing I've seen) - MARK
A three-player roleplaying game
(What does this attribute mean?) - MARK
Extreme indoor racing
Fine wine and cheese tasting

[MARK]
I still think its pointless and lame

[DODGER]
Imagine we're all in a swordfight-

[ENIS]
-With garbage instead of real swords

[MARK]
I'd like to pretend we're a rock band!
But it's clear we don't know any chords...

[ENIS]
Pretend that that shadow's a giant
Not a guy who's been there all along!

[MARK]
What?

[ENIS]
Weren't it all in our heads, we would probably be dead
But this place isn't so awful at all
It isn't so awful at all!