Video Here I Go de Akiva Schaffer 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Akiva Schaffer - Here I Go Lyrics

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg]
There's been something on my mind
For a long time
A special passion of mine
I do it every chance that I find
So next time you walk past
And throw away your trash
I'll pick up the phone
And then do what I do best

[Chorus: Andy Samberg]
Now, here I go
I'm reportin' you to the cops
Fills me with delight
And here I go
I'm reportin' you to the cops
And all my neighbors think I'm right

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg]
I've been itchin' to do some snitchin'
I'm in my kitchen listenin'
To my conditionin' and then
Pickin' up that pho-who-one
And I know you're not supposed
To do this anymore
But does it help to know that who I
Snitched on was white? (White, white, white, white, white)
And now that that's cleared up
We can all relax and enjoy this incredible song
About calling the pigs
On this motherfucker on my lawn (Woo!)
It's called having a cake and eating it too
I baked the cake and I ate the cake
Say, "Hell, yeah, motherfucker, hell, yeah"
Hell, yeah, motherfucker, hell, yeah
[Chorus: Andy Samberg]
Now, here I go
I'm reportin' you to the cops
I'm calling the pigs
On a fellow white
And here I go
I'm reportin' you to the cops
Gonna sleep like a baby tonight
Now, make way for my wife

[Verse 3: Charli xcx]
Now, hold up, wait a minute
'Cause I'm about to snitch like I invented-ed it
They gonna roll up any minute
I pay my motherfuckin' taxes, now I'm cashing in on every penny
Piggy, piggy, Babe in the City
When I smell bacon, always makes me feel giddy
I literally dare you to park
Within two centimeters of my driveway, bitch

[Bridge: Andy Samberg & Charli xcx, Andy Samberg & Charli xcx]
In this crazy world, I can't believe
I found someone like you
Who shows love the way we do
By calling the cops, instead of sex, huh
When I grab my binocular-os
See you through them and my eyes narrow
On my front lawn, I saw you lookin'
Have fun at central booking
[Chorus: Andy Samberg & Charli xcx, Andy Samberg]
Now, here I go
I'm reportin' you to the cops
(Cop, the cop, yeah, the copitty-cops
The fucking pigs, yeah, the copitty-cops)
And it feels so good
And then I walk outside like, "What's going on?" (Here I go)
But everyone's gonna know it was me (I'm reportin' you to the cops)
But they can't say shit 'cause I'll deny it
And I reported it anonymously
Now, here I go
I'm reportin' you to the cops
But you better believe I'll show up
For that court date, yeah
'Cause I got one small corner (Here I go)
And it's mine to defend (I'm addicted to handcuffs)
So I will do my duty and call it in
Oh, hell, yeah, motherfucker, oh