Video Disney Afternoon Theme Whale Rap de Akiva Schaffer 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Akiva Schaffer - Disney Afternoon Theme Whale Rap Lyrics

[Intro: The Disney Afternoon Studio Chorus, Dale, DJ Herzogenaurach]
Step right up and come on in
Here's where the fun begins
No way, is this a remix of the Disney Afternoon theme song? You made this?
You are knowing it, brother! Now you do a rap on it, yes?

[Verse 1: Dale & Chip]
My name is Dale
Uh, I'm 'bout to kick it
Oh, no (Make it stop)
(I'm 'bout to kick it, kick-kick-kick it)
Uh, my name is Dale
I don't eat whale
Why would you say
That I eat whale?
I don't eat whale
Once you rhyme Dale with whale
You can't think of anything else
If I had to eat whale I would just eat the tail
(If I had to eat whale I would just eat thе tail)
I would never in a million years еat whale
First of all, they're endangered
So gotta take care of the whale
Don't want PETA on your tail
But if I did eat whale, it wouldn't be stale
Oh, man, I'm killing this
Ayo, Chip, take the mic
[Verse 2: Chip, Dale, Chip & Dale]
Uh, for Monty
Well, my name is Chip
I'm not a whale
And now I'm doing it, great
Uh, a zubi-zong, zubi-zubi-zubi, dong, dong
Zubi, dong, dong, dong
'Cause he is Chip, he's Dale
And we'll never fail
'Cause neither of us will ever eat whale
No, never, ever
Never, ever
Nevereat whale

[Outro: Chip, Dale, Chip & Dale]
Okay, what? How did you know what I was gonna say?
How did you know what I was gonna say? It was like
Professional (*Gasp*), same time! (*Gasp*) Jinx!
You owe me a non-brand-specific cola! What?
That was crazy! *Gasp*
Somebody call Guinness book! *Gasp*
This is incredible (Blowing my mind)
Oh, we lost it