I hate the Queen
Baby Henry and the Royals in between
Because they're foreign and completely inbred
I wish they were dead or in pain
I hate the Queen
Charles' massive ears have nothing in between
And his father is a fat freak git
And a hypocrite, yes he is
Of course it's the monarchy I'm criticising here
And not the individual personalities themselves
Oh no, I think they're probably quite ordinary
People who can't help it if they're
Ugly (stupid) fat (boring) smelly bastards
I hate the Queen
She takes orders from the Kremlin, she's a Red
Was her uncle not a Russian? So thus
Let's cut off her head