Video I Vote Conservative Cos Im In Love With You de Alan Jenkins 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alan Jenkins - I Vote Conservative Cos Im In Love With You Lyrics

Margaret, my girl! You driving me insane!
You make me swallow my cigar and choke on my champagne
Your speeches are so exciting, that I don't know what to do
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
I used to be an anarchist, 'till I saw you on TV
When you spoke I realized you were the only one for me!
So I sold my old Centurion, and all of my hand-grenades too
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
Oh, I'm in love with you

[Spoken word]
Oh Margaret, my small yellow beagle
I never realized all the wonderful things that conservatism had to offer
Until I heard you explain everything so concisely

And now I realize that all I have ever truly desired is a government based on common sense
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
Oh, I'm in love with you
I joined the young conservatives, now I’m really where it’s at
I think I’ll buy a bigger car and practice being fat
You have opened up to me a world that I never knew
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
Oh, I'm in love with you
Oh Margaret, oh yeah