[Girl Student]
Stop Boy! Back Away From That Cheese
[Greg]
Why?
[Student]
Tell Him!
[Girl Student]
I shall
Way way back, before this year begins, our tale of terror
Someone dropped this cheese, right here
A faithful, frightful error
It sat and sat until—at last. The cheese began
To rot
The dairy from the past, that time forgot
[A Girl Screams]
[Girl Student]
Then, one Monday Darren Walsh decided there
To linger, hung around the moldy slice, then
Touches it with his finger! Poor lad, Poor fool. He had
No clue on what the cheese imparted
For what a huge to do, had just been started!
[Students]
He got thе cheese touch!
[Students]
He got the cheesе touch! Oh!
[Girl Student]
Touch the cheese and get the curse
[Students]
It’s sorta cooties, but it’s worse!
[Students]
It’s here for good! You can’t reverse! The spell…
[Students]
The only way of getting rid, is doing what
Young Darren did!
You pass it to another kid instead!
[Students]
Look out!
[Girl Student]
Ricky Fisher, got the touch, and moved to
California
Took the curse along with him, but still
We have to warn ya!
[Students]
If someone new, perhaps. Like you!
Should touch the cheese, then you never
Will be popular, again!
[Students]
Don’t get the cheese touch!
No matter what you do…
Don’t get the cheese touch!
The cheese will come for you!
[Students]
Don’t get the cheese touch!