I met a guy
Not at all shy
It happened quick
His name is Dick
He’s a real show
With a nice tan
Told me he can
Put it in all in one go
But when we got intimate
I realized what he meant
Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat
I met a guy
Not my type quite
I can’t deny
He was attractive at first sight
Went down below
To see my man
But he got a ban
'Cause there was nothing to blow!
Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat
So when there is so much wait
When your expectations inflate
Well I guess it must be fate
If you cannot get a date!
Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat
Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat