Video Bummer de Alaska Sargent 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alaska Sargent - Bummer Lyrics

[Verse 1: snoop gobb]
It’s like this every day
And everything works the same way it always has
Wake up in the morning, take a few bucks off my horde
Use it for my coffee, then I fucking go to work
And then work’s ok
In like the same fucking ways that it’s always been
I come home, eat takeout and pass out again
Everything’s the fucking same it’s like this every day

[Chorus: goblinfish]
It’s a bummer that it has to go this way
Wish it could have happened any other day
Can’t get out of bed
Get it out my head now
Feel like shit and I can’t get over it

[Verse 2: gobbygobbs]
Yeah yeah, no-lifing to gеt my degree
Even though it means jack shit to mе
Passion to the wayside, where’d my purse hide
6:30 bus to ride, hot as fuck outside
Swirled thoughts in my melted ice cream brain
No career can be worth all this pain
I just need a hug, buds are the best drug, yeah
Don’t make me turn this car into the club
[Verse 3: evil goblin]
Oh! What a bummer bitch shut up it is summer
Playing with sticks I'm autistic, a stimmer
Band back together we fix it, show runner
We balling, 5 goblins of summer
Why do you gotta bitch like this you prick
I'm having fun don't take the piss you bitch
You are literally listening to ska
Just thought I’d let you know, what a bummer

[Chorus: goblinfish]
It’s a bummer that it has to go this way
Wish it could have happened any other day
Can’t get out of bed
Get it out my head now
Feel like shit and I can’t get over it

[Verse 4: geen gogogoblinny]
Goblin life's a bummer, I'm on my own
Eating snails and swallow bugs by my lone
Sitting by the creek as life goes on
Why can't someone just throw me a bone
Walking through the forest with a frown
Met a gaggle who turned it upside down
They took me in and I followed them around
Together goblin gang is now in town
[Verse 5: goblaska]
Don’t know who to trust now
Don’t know who to count on
Just got off the phone with my dad
Thought I should have a plan now
Thought I’d be a standout
Standing under stage lights
Dancing for the crowd of fourteen parents and children
Who don’t wanna be there at all
Sometimes I think I should have just gotten a real job

[Chorus: goblinfish]
It’s a bummer that it has to go this way
Wish it could have happened any other day
Can’t get out of bed
Get it out my head now
Feel like shit and I can’t get over it

[Verse 6: ???]
Secret shhh

[Verse 7: Goblincah Goblinari]
Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere
Some bitch thought it would be funny to make fun of my hair
Now I have to go and take time out my day to
Find their address, I’m like if Ryan geoguessed some bitches
You’re gonna need stitches when I’m done with the raid
Not the twitch type, bitch this is a house fight
Yeah I may be weak but my hot pink nails can still scratch out your eyes
Out of existence, you know that I’m persistent, bitch
[Verse 8: DJ DUBIOUS]
I can’t keep my voice up cause I'm stuck in a closet
Got a nine-to-five then I'm back in the closet
Bought a large ass house but I'm stuck in the closet
Please come get me out cause I am stuck in the closet

Wanna go outside but the door’s locked
From the outside, how the hell does that work
I’mma lose my mind, I got bills to pay
I ain't jamblin' no more, I’m Jontana and I am
Bored

[Verse 9: spaceylittlegoblin]
When I think of the real world it’s such a disaster
All these scammers fakes and posers just chase what I put out there
But going fully digital isn’t quite what I’m after
Can’t drink any white claw there and that’s a bummer

You see, everyone thinks I’m crazy
Everyone really hates me
But it doesn’t fucking matter what they think about me
But I’m mentally ill, you see
I cry when people look at me funny
And I’m just bummed out constantly
But that’s enough about me
Kick it!

[Chorus: goblinfish]
It’s a bummer that it has to go this way
Wish it could have happened any other day
Can’t get out of bed
Get it out my head now
Feel like shit and I can’t get over it

[Outro: goblaska]
(Yeah, that was pretty cool-)