Video Ollie North de American Dad Cast 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

American Dad Cast - Ollie North Lyrics

[Verse 1]
In the 80s, there was Cold War drama
We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua
Our friends were the Contras, freedom was their mantra
So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines
But Congress stopped the Contra money flow
Just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow
But then a hero came forth, his name was Oliver North
He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress

[Refrain]
Ollie North
Ollie North

[Interlude]
You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran, who would always be a grateful ally
Then he gave the profits to the Contras
Genius

[Verse 2]
But the sales were uncovered by the press
Reagan and North began to stress
'Cause what they did was technically high treason
But it was totally justified
North volunteered to take the blame
To save Reagan from prison rape shame
The truth he did bury with his hot secretary
Thanks to her shredder, he got off totally scot-free
[Refrain]
Ollie North
Ollie North

[Outro]
He's a soldier
And a hero
And a novelist
And now he's on FOX News