[Verse]
At a school for girls, Steve will rock their world
Had to let him enroll because of a loophole
That's right, there was a bizarre technicality discovered in the charter of the school that's pretty complicated, but it's one hundred binding, so all you need to know is
It was a technicality that changed his reality
And now Steve goes to the school
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
And you best believe he'll n-n-never leave
'Cause now he's "Top of the Steve"