Video Gutenberg Needed To Have A Lot Of Fun de Andrew Rannells 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Andrew Rannells - Gutenberg Needed To Have A Lot Of Fun Lyrics

[DOUG, spoken]
Now, when we started writing the opening of act two
We knew that we needed Gutenberg to have a lot of fun
We also saw Helvetica in that song
And I'm pretty sure that Gutenberg said that he loved her
And then she just ran away
I wonder where she went?
Scene two, the church on the hill
Monk has been taking confession from that awful flower girl
And they are having way too much fun!

[BUD (as MONK) and DOUG (as FLOWER GIRL) are laughing together.]

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
Okay, okay, okay, alr— okay!

[DOUG, as FLOWER GIRL, spoken]
Sorry

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
Okay, we are done here, Flowеr Girl
You are completely without sin

[DOUG, as FLOWER GIRL, spoken]
Thank you
[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
No, no, no, thank you, Flowеr Girl, for these beautiful flowers

[DOUG, as FLOWER GIRL, spoken]
Alright, have a great weekend

[BUD, as MONK, spoken & DOUG, as FLOWER GIRL, spoken]
Okay, you too (I’ll see you soon, I'm sure)
Okay, bye

[BUD, spoken]
Flower Girl exits
Helvetica enters

[DOUG, as HELVETICA, spoken]
Oh, oh, Monk, I've gotta speak to you
Gutenberg’s printing press
We gotta fix it!

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
Poor, poor Helvetica
I'm afraid the Bible says there are no second chances

[DOUG, as HELVETICA, spoken]
It does?
[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
Yes
Towards the end

[BUD, spoken]
Young Monk enters

[DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken]
Oh! Oh! Mr. Monk! Mr. Monk! Mr. Monk! Mr. Monk!
Mr. Gutenberg is here to see you

[DOUG, as HELVETICA, spoken]
He's here to rescue me!

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
Foolish wench!
You have led my nemesis directly into my clutches!
Young Monk, take Helvetica and lock her in the tower

[DOUG, as HELVETICA, spoken]
What?

[DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken]
Why?

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
'Cause—
[DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken]
Ah!

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
—I said so!

[DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken]
You're such a bad monk!

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
You have no idea

[DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken]
I have some idea!

[BUD, spoken]
Young Monk and Helvetica exit
Gutenberg enters

[DOUG, as GUTENBERG, spoken]
Hey! Nice church

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
Well, well, well, you must be Gutenberg

[DOUG, as GUTENBERG, spoken]
Correct-a-mundo
But you can call me Johann
Johann Gutenberg

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
Tell me Mr. Johann Buh-uhagh
What brings you to my church on the hill?

[DOUG, as GUTENBERG, spoken]
Well, uh, this big Bible
See, last night I invented the printing press

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
Oh really?

[DOUG, as GUTENBERG, spoken]
Yeah, now I wanna print the Bible with it
I'm gonna call it "The Gutenberg Bible"

[BUD, as MONK, spoken]
He must not know the printing press has been destroyed
Perhaps I can turn him to the Monk side