[Verse 1]
God thinks
All blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks
The Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks
The white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks?
[Verse 2]
God thinks
We should all convert to Judaism
God thinks
We must all be Christian
God thinks
We should all embrace Islam
God thinks
The only true religion is Hinduism
[Pre-Chorus]
And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist
Ooooh
God, God
[Chorus]
God thinks
All people like you are hateful
God thinks
All people like you are an embarrassment to creation
Self-righteous
Judgemental
First to throw stone!
And you're using his name for your own protection
[Verse 3]
God thinks
The sun revolves around the earth
God thinks
There was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks
Abortion is murder
And God thinks
Everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks
Women deserve it
God thinks
AIDS is a form of punishment
I hate people who blame the devil for their own shortcomings
And I hate people who thank God when things go right
[Pre-Chorus]
And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot (oh, oh)
God prefers a heretic (oh, oh)
God, God
[Chorus]
God thinks
All people like you are hateful
God thinks
All people like you are an embarrassment to creation
Self-righteous
Judgemental
First to throw stone
And you're using his name for your own agenda
[Bridge]
Oh, oh
Oh, oooh
Oh, ooh
Ooooh (ha-aaa)
Ah, oh
Ahhhh
Ah-ha-ha-ha
[Verse 4]
God is a Liberal
God is a Democrat
God wants you to vote Republican
Never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of God and says it's absolute truth
It's lies! And it smells like death!
It's all in a days work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money if he wants to start a holy war?
[Chorus]
God thinks
All people like you are hateful
God thinks
All people like you are an embarrassment to creation
Self-righteous
Judgmental
First to throw stone
And you're using his name for your own protection
[Verse 5]
God thinks
Puppies need to die
And God thinks
Babies need to drown
Because God is
Neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is everything