Video Bunnypocolypse de Aurelio Voltaire 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Aurelio Voltaire - Bunnypocolypse Lyrics

I shot out of bed, it was Easter morning
Only 8 AM. I should still be snoring
When i heard a cry coming from the crypts
And there before my weary eyes was a bunny-pocalypse

I was kind of stunned! i looked all around
There were Sleeze-ter eggs scattered on the ground
They cracked wide open and coming out in waves
Was a zombie-bunny horde from beyond the grave!

A black cat crossed my path and said I got nothin' to fear
I said "Cat, ya dont know Jack! The Haremageddons here!"
A tap, tap! Double tap to send them back to their crypts!
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the Bunny-pocalypse!

I turned and there i saw a Druid
He was mixin' up some magic fluid
He said Easter was a Pagan holiday!
The christians had it long enough so we're taking it back today!

A black cat crossed my path and said I got nothin' to fear
I said "Cat, ya dont know Jack! The Haremageddons here!"
A tap, tap! Double tap to send them back to their crypts!
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the Bunny-pocalypse!
I called ol' Chuck Norris! And the Boondocks Saints
Called the Pope in rome! They all told me to wait!
I called Bruce Campbell! Got him on the phone!
He said "Keep your chin up, boy! 'cause now you're on your own!"

A black cat crossed my path and said I got nothin' to fear
I said "Cat, ya dont know Jack! The Haremageddons here!"
A tap, tap! Double tap to send them back to their crypts!
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the Bunny-pocalypse!
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the Bunny-pocalypse!
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