I've got a motorized nag
Taking me for a drag
Leave the others far behind
Baby I ain't bragging
My anachronistic wagon's
Two millennia ahead of its time
Talking 'bout my chariot
No it's not street legal
But it gets me where I wanna go
Climb aboard my chariot
When ya hear me come a-rumbilin'
Then everybody wants to know
Where'd you get that chariot
I don't need no oracle
To tell me how good it feels
To throw a full-tilt, Colosseum
Killer toga party on wheels
Yeah, talking 'bout my chariot
Got my all horse power
And two big wheels of fun
Climb aboard my chariot
You can be my second
'Cause I'm gladiator number one
Get a load of my chariot
Always going full-throttle
Ask anybody and they'll say
If you see me coming
Then you better get out of my way!