Street Performer 1
Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Candace: AHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants
Candace: There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
Background singers: S-I-M-P
Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: (S to the I to the M to the P)
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it
Background singers and Street Performer 2
S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 2
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
Background singers: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: How can I qualify for government grants?
Background singers: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 2: Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
Background singers: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florence living in France
Background singers: She can't see the
Candace: Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: (S to the I to the M to the P)
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Candace: AAH!
Street Performer 1
Wow! She had actual squirrels in her pants
Street Performer 2: We just got served
Extended version
Street Performer 1
Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Candace: AHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants
Candace: There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
Background singers: S-I-M-P
Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Street Performer 2
Step right over and watch me put it down
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: (S to the I to the M to the P)
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it
Background singers and Street Performer 2
S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 2
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
Background singers: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: How can I qualify for government grants?
Background singers: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 2: Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
Background singers: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florence living in France
Background singers: She can't see the
Candace: Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1
Step right over and watch me put it down
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: (S to the I to the M to the P)
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1
If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
Background singers: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Yeah... Proletariat and bourgeoisie!
Background singers
Baby you don't need an academic degree!
Street Performer 1: Everybody's smellin' my potpourri!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1
Step right over and watch me put it down
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it
Background singer
Street Performer 1 and Street Performer 2
Down, down, on the ground
'Cause you know I got it goin' on!
Background singer: (S...) S to the I to the M to the P!
(I...) S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1
If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!
Background singer: (M...) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Street Performer 2
If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants!
Background singer: (S...) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Street Performer 2
If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance!
Background singer: (I...) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Street Performer 1: Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!
Background singer: (M...) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Background singer
Street Performer 1 and Street Performer 2: Ain't about love!
Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants!
Best Live Tour Ever version
Phineas: Hey Candace. I like your new dance moves!
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Tell me what's makin' you jump like that!
All: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats
All: S-I-M-P
Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1 and Background Singers
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: (S to the I to the M to the P)
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it
All: S-I-M-P!
Street Performer 2
Who you got back home, waterin' your plants?
All: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: How can I qualify for government grants?
All: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 2: Yeah... Hypnotize me, put me in a trance
All: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florence livin' in France
Background singers: She can't see the
Candace: Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: (S to the I to the M to the P,)
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it
All: S-I-M-P!
Street Performer 1
If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
All: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
All: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Yeah... Proletariat, bourgeoisie!
Background singers
Baby you don't need an academic degree!
Street Performer 1: Everybody's smellin' my potpourri!
All: S-I-M-P!
Street Performer 1
Step right over and watch me put it down
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it
Background singer, Street Performer 1 and 2
Down, down, on the ground
'Cause you know I got it goin' on!
Background singer: (S...) S to the I to the M to the P!
(I...) S to the I to the M to the P!
(M...) S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1
If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!
Candace: (P!) Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Background singer: (S...) S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 2
If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants!
Background singer: (I...) S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 2
If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance!
Background singer: (M...) S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!
All: (P!) Squirrels! (x 13)
Candace: In my pants!