I wanna be a homosexual (original 1989 version) Song Lyrics
I wanna be a homosexual (original 1989 version) by Screeching Weasel The way you look at me
The way I look at you the same
Jerking off to Penthouse
I'm completely f**king through and through
A bedroom full of lies
Masterbating, masterbating, mastering geek
Masterbating geek, masterbating geek
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be...
Shock the middle class
Take it up your punk rock ass!
Quit the music trade
I think I wanna be a f**king faggot
I'm not f**ked up
I'll be f**ked up
Am I f**ked up yet?
I'm not f**ked up yet
I'm not f**ked up yet
No f**king way!
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual
I'm wanna be...
Call me a faggot
Call me a butt loving, fudge-packing queer
I don't care
It's the straight in straight-edge
That make's me want to drink a beer
And be a faggot, call me a homo
The way you look at me
The way I look at you the same
Quit the music trade
I think I wanna be a faggot
I'm not f**ked up
I'm not f**ked up
I'm not f**ked up yet
No I'm not f**ked up yet
I'm not f**ked up yet
No f**king way!
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual
I'm wanna be...