There's a real cool club
On the other side of town
Where the real cool kids
Go to sit around
And talk bad
About the other kids
Yea it's a real cool club
And you're not part of it
There's millie, pickles
And pattycakes too
And cubby's making
Mean jokes about you
Ha ha
Ya little twit
Yeah it's a real cool club
And you're not part of it
They're a real cool bunch
Of die fledermausketeers
And they'll laugh at the toughskin
Your mom got you from sears
You dork
They'll never let you in
Cause it's a real cool club
And you're not part of it
You're fat and ugly
And an imbecile too
And that's why they draw
Funny pictures of you
And talk bad
About all the kids
Cause it's a real cool club
And you're not a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club
And you'll never be a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club
And you're not part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club
And you'll never be a part of it