Video Goodbye The Uncle Song de The Amazing World Of Gumball 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

The Amazing World Of Gumball - Goodbye The Uncle Song Lyrics

[intro]
I wanna say that you're a real good guy
But we both know that would be a lie
Its been a nightmare being your friend
So its time for this charade to end

[Refrain]
I can't say, goodbye

[Verse 1]
Cause you might grind me down into meat pie
I'll tell the school that you got avian flu
So it'll be their job, to get rid of you

[Verse 2]
I hope they put you into quarantine
Or lock you up until you turn 18
So maybe then ill never have to fear
That you might suddenly bite of my ear
(Please don't bite off my ear)

[Refrain]
I can't say, goodbye

[Verse 3]
My face will be too mangled to identify
If i could get your house repossessed
You'll be forced to relocate to your gran's in the northwest
[Verse 4]
I could get you arrested for stealing a car
I could get you a job as a miner
I could ship you in a crate to Qatar
Or sell you as a kabab to a dirty diner
(its not real meat anyways)

[Verse 5]
I could get your folks to forget you on the freeway
Sell you to a freakshow, on its way to Uruguay
I could get you stuck on a fairground ride
(forever)
Send you to a wedding in somewhere-stan
With you as the bride

[Refrain]
I can't say Goodbye

[Verse 6]
But its no use trying to deny
That i don't wanna be friends with you
So do whatever that you have to do