Video Elmore Help Desk by The Amazing World Of Gumball Letras

The Amazing World Of Gumball - Elmore Help Desk Lyrics

Good morning, Elmore Help Desk
How can I assist you?
I've just been abandoned by my brand-new fiancé
I'm gonna need his details so I can assist you
I know it sounds unlikely, but I never got his name
Sorry, caller, hold the line
Good morning, Elmore Help Desk
How can I be of service?
A crazy alligator lady wants to be my bride
And what is it about her that's making you so nervous?
Eighty-seven teeth and a butt that's five-foot wide
Sorry, caller, hold the line
Good morning, Elmore Help Desk
How can I assist you?
I'm gonna need a bit of help to get me standing straight
And do you have a wife, sir, or someone elsе who's with you?
I don't, but if you're offering, I'll pick you up at 8:00
Morning, Elmore Hеlp Desk
How can I assist you?
I wanna sue the lousy flying head who made me crash!
There's no need to shout, sir, I really must insist, you
Our taxes pay your wage, so I'm entitled to be brash
Yes?! Help Desk, what seems to be the crisis?
An accident has left me very widely spread
Stay calm and wait for help, sir, that's what my advice is
I would, but I'm afraid I have an itch upon my head
Sorry, caller, hold the line!
Morning, ma'am, I'm back now, I found your lost fiancé
Who you calling "ma'am"? This service is appalling
Sorry, sir, I'm trying, there's no need to be nasty
I might have been back home by now if I'd have started crawling
Morning, Elmore Help Desk –
Stop that crazy gator!
Again, I am a crocodile, I'm eccentric, I'm not mad
Oh, boy
Can someone scratch me?
I think I'll call back later
I'll have your job for this!
Wait a sec, is that my dad?
Okay, enough already!
You get some manners, and you get a life
You need some spanners, and you need a wife
You need a payoff, now I need a day off!