Video Shopportunities de Aidad Cochliner 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Aidad Cochliner - Shopportunities Lyrics

[Chorus: pepeyrosa]
Walking inside of the mall, I think I could have it all and I will never stop
Purchase everything from every store, so many aisles to explore, I’ll shop until I drop
Clear out the Target complete and the Walmart down the street, 6 digits on my receipt
I am in crippling debt, might be feeling some regret, but I need to buy Aidan’s headset

[Verse 1: Aidad & pepeyrosa]
All of the stores that I see
So many shopportunities
All the possibilities
All that I want to see Is a shopping streak
Why can’t I live my dreams
All of my friends they all see
My wallet that’s empty
I will sell my left kidney
I am not capping
I cannot stop shopping
All the things I buy are super
Maybe I’ll buy a fly jar
Or maybe I’ll buy a guitar
Now I'll pass the mic to Cooper (Thank you)

[Chorus: pepeyrosa, feet, & Aidad]
Walking inside of the mall, I think I could have it all and I will never stop
Purchase everything from every store, so many aisles to explore, I’ll shop until I drop
Clear out the Target complete and the Walmart down the street, 6 digits on my receipt
I am in crippling debt, might be feeling some regret, but I need to buy a hat of Mets
(They call me feet the soil buyer) (YEAH THEY DO)
[Verse 2: feet]
Pull up to the Lowe’s and I buy a pound of peat
I put it in my mouth and it tastes so sweet
I played the drums and they’re slightly off beat
Yeah I eat soil and they all call me feet
Next time I will take a trip to Home Depot
Hopefully it’s not the one in Puerto Rico
Ball so hard like Victor Oladipo
Take all the soil and put it in a burrito
Shopping so fast like in Formula One
Cart piled to the sky, like the red sun
At the store I found a Terminator gun
Just like Weezer, my wallet’s come Undone

⭐🥁DRUM SOLO🥁⭐

[Verse 3: Meatdonk]
Yeah I have an Evangelion Figure
It ended up costing me six whole figures
Aidan makes minimum wage
I hate doing shopping on this stupid html page
I am so poor everything is expensive
Yet my shopping list is so extensive
I go to Coldstone creamery every day
Tazzaro scoops make my money go away-ay-ay
Aidan ist eine Schlampe
Charles ist ein kommunistischer Spitzel
Ball so hart
Flammenküche
Ich bin am meisten gezähmt
Untergang ist schrecklich
Mir gehen die Dinge aus, die ich sagen könnte
[Chorus: pepeyrosa]
Walking inside of the mall, I think I could have it all and I will never stop
Purchase everything from every store, so many aisles to explore, I’ll shop until I drop
Clear out the Target complete and the Walmart down the street, 6 digits on my receipt
I am in crippling debt, might be feeling some regret, but I need to buy more cigarettes