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Chuck bless ye soil earthworms
I’ll hope they’re not all gay
Remember Darwin’s voyage
He stopped by Cape Verde
To prove a theory that he had
About how creatures were made

Oh tidings of soil and worms
Soil and worms
Oh tidings of soil and worms
(They call me feet the soil eater)

Chuck bless ye soil earthworms
Let you all not decay
Remember Charles’s return
Came back on Sciencemas day
To prove all his hypotheses
He made when he was away

Oh tidings of soil and worms
Soil and worms
Oh tidings of soil and worms
Soil and worms
Oh tidings of soil and worms
Soil and worms
Oh tidings of soil and worms
In the University of EdinBRUH
He shot out lots of sperm
The Formation of Vegetable Mould
Through the Actions of Worms
Is a book that he wrote
That acts to confirm

The tidings of soil and worms
Soil and worms
Oh tidings of soil and worms

Fear not then, said The Darwin
I love to watch worm sex
He studied their behavior
And maybe played Apex
Natural selection shows why
There’s not more T-Rex

Oh tidings of creaming your jorts
Creaming your jorts
Oh tidings of creaming your jorts

Chuck bless ye soil earthworms
Studied for 40 years
He must be bored out of his mind
But it really grinds his gears
To observe all their mold forming
If they stopped, he would cry tears
Oh tidings of soil and worms
Soil and worms
Oh tidings of soil and worms
Soil and worms
Oh tidings of soil and worms
Soil and worms
Oh tidings of soil and worms