[Verse 1]
You'd better study
You'd better not fail
A biology textbook
In your stocking unveiled
[Chorus]
Darwin Claus is comin' to town
[Verse 2]
He's making a theory
And proving it twice
Gonna find out who’s evolving tonight
[Chorus]
Darwin Claus is comin' to town
[Bridge: Aidad]
He sees you when you're creaming
He knows if you’ve got cake
He knows if you've been cap or pog
So be cracked for goated sake
(be cracked for goated’s sake)
[Verse 3]
Oh, you'd better study (Study)
You'd better not fail (Woo hoo)
Your HMS Beagle toy
Will set sail
[Chorus]
Darwin Claus is comin' to town
Darwin Claus is evolvin’ to town
[Bridge: Aidad]
He sees you when you're creaming
He knows if you’ve got cake
He knows if you've been cap or pog
So you can buy a milkshake
(so you can buy a milkshake)
[Verse 4]
Harriet figures, and living earthworms
A book on how the theory of natural selection works
Insectivorous Plants, a real bird beak
Stuck on the Galapagos level for a week
[Chorus: Aidad]
Darwin Claus is cummin' to town
Darwin Claus is cummin' in your mother
In your house, In your chimney, In your dad, In your grandma, In your big cock house, Yeah